What a Relief
As parents, we have a lot of hopes for how our kids will behave. There’s the basics like getting good grades, refraining from telling lies, and not growing up to be someone who desecrates pizza with pineapple. They know we expect a lot from them, and they don’t want to let us down, but we didn’t know this was an issue we’d have to worry about.
It never crossed our mind that we’d ever be in a situation where our toddler would chew on our bones, but for u/Lord_of_hosts’ boy, it’s a serious matter, and he wants his mom to rest assured he won’t ever chew hers. Hopefully, this means her skin is safe from cannibalism too.