Spicy Oreos
Now, this is one clever fib we’ve never heard before. Oreos are the best thing in the world but of course, too much of anything is bad for you. It’s unfair but that’s the way of the world. This dad found a clever way to keep his kids from getting a sugar high and driving him crazy.
He told them that they wouldn’t like Oreos because they’re very spicy. You may think there’s no way they bought that but apparently, they did. The OP even thinks he should get a parenting award for his genius idea and we agree. Some day, his kids will discover the truth but until that happens, it’s all good!