Universal Parent Lies
Some parent lies are universal. It’s almost as if parents attend a class before their children come around so that they know exactly what to say in certain situations. If you have kids, you will definitely recognize all of these.
“There’s no more” for when you don’t want your little one to eat yet another cookie or ice cream. “That’s hot/spicy” for when you don’t want them to eat something at all. “Everyone is sleeping” for when you want them to go to bed too and “Go hide, I’ll come find you” meaning you’re never going to look for them because you want to enjoy a few precious moments of quiet and peace.