The Big Fork Guy
We get that some people have a favorite utensil, but they usually reserve their preference for dining at home. This one guest, who was a regular at a local restaurant, apparently loved using the “big fork.” Nobody told the new guy, and their encounter went something like this.
When the diner asked for the big fork, the new waiter laughed it off as some sort of joke. This was the wrong thing to do, and he instantly went into Hulk mode, pushing over chairs and tables because his favorite utensil wasn’t in his hands. Wow, is there anyone who could be more of a baby?