He Must Have Broken A Mirror
You know those days when every single thing goes wrong from the second you open your eyes in the morning? This guy had that day times ten, leaving us wondering if he decided to play wallball in a warehouse full of mirrors somewhere because this is some seriously bad luck.
As of 2019, Americans had a 0.0816% chance of getting robbed, and u/EndoShota’s number was called on the same day he had a date where he contracted food poisoning. His day might have been a complete dumpster fire, but his date saw past the puke and let him wife her up later on.