An Online Dating Doozy
Looking for your perfect match on the internet is so common that 20% of Americans clicking and flicking through the web have a profile on at least one dating site. With 307.2 million internet users in the US, that makes for an endless pit of dating disasters like this one.

u/thethirst didn’t want to get touchy-feely after the fries and braggery. They just wanted to get out of there, and they were able to because they followed the golden rule of driving yourself to a first date. This one was a bust, but the Redditor updated the community with happier news, saying they logged back on and met their future husband.