Brown countertops
Granite countertops used to be all the rage back in the day and would add this kind of cheap-looking rich aesthetic to your home. For people that lived in upper-middle-class homes, it was a go-to standard for many years, but that does not mean we support it at all.
In fact, we really do not like the granite countertops especially because they look cheap and tasteless. But to make them brown would just be adding fuel to the fire. Brown is not a nice color for a kitchen, when this all gets dirty it can look really gross like you are living inside of a shack.