Wine
We get it, you love to drink wine and you have adopted it as part of your personality. Wine jokes and phrases that revolve around drinking wine are very annoying and many women fail to realize this completely. Wine is not a substitute for a personality, you may drink it all you like but it will not improve your sense of humor.
Try to be a little bit more original and ditch the wine jokes and comments for something a little bit cleaner. May we suggest just not having sayings and phrases printed around your home in the first place? Maybe that would be a step up in a better direction, keep the wine though, we know you like to drink it.