#2: Raccoon Rescue
Look, I like raccoons as much as the next person. Actually, I probably like raccoons more than the next person, because we don’t really get them where I live, so I don’t have to deal with them digging through my trash. That means I can keep an image of them as cute cartoony animals with little burglar eye masks on.
So I would absolutely love to believe that the raccoons who live in this woman’s yard have grown so fond of her that if she had a medical emergency, they would rush to her aid. Unfortunately, everything I know about raccoon behavior tells me that that’s not likely. If any of this story actually happened, I assume that’s just because the raccoon wanted to eat her or something.