#29: Be a Business Owner and Lie About Your Kid
Ooh, this one gets my hackles up in a more pointed sort of way than the other ones. I have a lot of opinions about MLMs—all of them negative, in case that wasn’t clear. The vast majority of companies like this are just predatory and making money by selling people this dream of owning their own business—a dream that, most of the time, ends in losing money.
These MLM types use a lot of cringey methods to advertise their businesses online, but this is a new level of cringe for me. Honey, absolutely no one believes that this is a note that your daughter left in your notebook, especially because if she was leaving a note in your notebook, for you, she wouldn’t start by introducing herself and then you.