#8: No Passport? No Problem
If this were true, it would be quite the ego boost. Imagine being so famous that you get to circumvent the laws that everyone else has to live by, and you can just walk onto any aircraft or oceangoing vessel that you would like with only your shining face as your identification.
There are a few problems with that fantasy, though. First, I’m pretty sure that no matter how famous you are, you can’t bypass passport control just because a pilot recognizes you. Second, if that was going to work for anyone, it would be for someone genuinely famous, not for some random person with a Twitter account. Sorry, sweetie, you’re just not that famous.