Darn kids and their easy lives
We’re pretty tired of the constant bickering between Baby Boomers and Millennials. Don’t they know that between them, there’s an entirely separate generation (Generation X) that despises them both? Anyway, one constant source of debate between generations is that the younger guys live much easier lives.

That’s true, and we thank the older folks for that. For example, we can take public transportation to and from school and work. Gone are the days of walking 15 miles across mountainous terrains and warding off bears with sticks. We hope the next generation has an easier life growing up than we did, too.