Who okayed this pool float design?
Do you know how some things look like other things but aren’t? Well, this is an example of one of those things. If we didn’t know any better, we’d think we were looking at a menstrual pad made for a giant. But the reason why it’s resting in front of a box of pool floats is beyond us.
Oh, never mind. It is a pool float. It just has one of the most unfortunate designs of all time. Those things are supposed to absorb liquid, not keep people afloat on top of it. Some people only realize their mistakes when it’s far too late.