People Who Didn’t Take the Time to Think Things Through

El-oh-el. This teenager doesn’t know how to use a rotary phone? What’s next, you’re going to tell us that she doesn’t know how to insert a floppy disc in her laptop? Man oh man, these kids! They don’t know anything about anything! How do they get up in the morning? Just so we’re on the same page, we’re being sarcastic.

Of course, this kid doesn’t know how to use a rotary phone! Rotary phones died out in the 1980s! In fact, there’s a big chance that her parents have never used a rotary phone in their lives, either. Thanks, Ellen the Dinosaur, your segment on ridiculing the youth achieved nothing.