What’s on the Menu?
It’s wise for couples to get something like a magnetic chalkboard or erase board to leave notes, to-do commitments, and shopping lists. In this case, this man’s wife was the chef in the marriage. When she went on a week-long business trip, she used their chalkboard to jokingly make a menu of this week’s special.
Unfortunately Monday through Sunday’s specials read “you’re on your own. Please don’t starve to death”. Hopefully, he found this pretty hilarious. But he was already probably prepared to order take out seven days in a row that week. Maybe he should have used this time to learn how to cook for her.