Don’t Fall for the Buffet
People have pretty strong opinions about buffets. Love them or hate them, they’re back on the scene after being MIA for the last few years. This OP is strongly anti-buffet. Working at a restaurant with a salad bar has made them see how gross the general population is around open plates of food.
They’ve seen people do more than just sneeze and cough. They’ve witnessed people lick utensils, touch food with their bare hands, and let their kids touch buffet items with no consequences. Never trust food from the buffet. Who knows what unspeakable trauma the mac and cheese has witnessed?!