Thanks, Mother
Even though our parents embarrass us to no end, just know that they mean well… most of the time, anyway. This kid, who was just going through puberty, found the waiter at a restaurant pretty cute and even told her mother about it. That’s the kind of relationship all parents want, the one where their kids can open up about anything.
Unfortunately, due to the background noise, the mother didn’t quite catch what the daughter said. So, when the cute waiter stopped by their table, the mother asked her daughter whether she said she had to go twosies. What a way to make a first impression.