Attempted Murder
This story doesn’t actually involve attempted murder, but it just shows that danger lies in every corner, even at the Happiest Place on Earth. Being a kid, the OP found the revolving doors at the All-Star Resorts to be just as entertaining as the rides, and they weren’t the only ones. Soon enough, another kid joined in on the revolving-door action.
That’s when disaster struck. The OP swung the door too quickly, and the other kid’s leg got trapped under the spinning door. If that wasn’t hilarious enough, the kid was dragged around in circles as the door continued spinning.