Turtle Cooties
Speaking of turtles, the OP of this story was a huge fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Thank goodness it’s not a bathroom-related story. Anyway, the OP and his family were watching a show when the costume crew came out and started interacting with the guests. That’s when one of the turtles grabbed the sister’s drink and pretended to drink it. Sounds like a Michelangelo thing to do, if you ask us.
That totally ruined the show and the drink for the OP’s sister. She didn’t want to drink from her bottle since it had turtle cooties all over it. That’s the first time we’ve ever heard that phrase—turtle cooties.