The Lagoon Fiasco
We can’t stress this enough: if you’re going to a waterpark, make sure you wear form-fitting swim gear. It’s not because we want to appreciate your curves from afar, though that’s probably a real risk of going to a waterpark in the first place. No, the real reason is to keep your body from becoming exposed.
Or you can avoid the awkwardness by not going at all. After all, how many germs are you sharing with other guests by cannonballing in a public pool? Think about the last time you actually thoroughly washed your nether-regions after using the bathroom. Uh-huh, you’re sharing a pool with a thousand people who are just as dirty as you.