Thanks for the Heads Up
Although this is a pretty gross bathroom story, we’re happy that it took place inside of a bathroom. We’ve read far too many stories so far about people soiling themselves during the most inopportune times, not that there’s an opportune time to pee your pants.
But the guy in the bathroom stall was in excruciating pain. As hard as he tried, he couldn’t keep the pain to himself. He provided color commentary about his religious beliefs, his loved ones, and even prayed to Walt Disney to help take the pain out of his body. But the most crucial piece of advice he gave the OP was don’t eat at Pinnochio’s.