Br’er Goofy
Allow us to preface this story by saying we ♥ New York. Not for its people (those guys can be jerks at times) or Subways but for the food (including Subway sandwiches) and culture. The people, though, tend to be a bit loud at times. And we’re putting that mildly. No offense to any NY-ers out there.
The OP had a rather unpleasant experience with another guest, who just happened to be from New York. The know-it-all started calling Br’er Bear Goofy, even though Goofy is supposed to be a dog. Look, dude, just let your kids do all the talking when you’re at Disneyworld.
Note: Shark Warning!