The Wild Bush Pooper
If you see a guy squatting in the bushes, it can only mean one thing. Yes, this is another bathroom-related story. We apologize, but we also found it pretty entertaining. Anyway, the OP spotted this 20-something-year-old heathen dropping a load in the bushes before walking away while laughing.
Mind you, the OP was a Disney employee, but he didn’t work at the Animal Kingdom. He alerted one of the employees who did work there about the Bush Pooper. And the strange part about the whole thing was that the bathroom was just 30 feet away from the Bush Pooper’s bush. When nature calls, you gotta answer ASAP.