Completing the Ensemble
Ah, how cute! A girl who would go to Disneyland every day while dressed up as Alice. She probably wants to be just like Alice from Alice in Wonderland when she grows up! Wait a minute… She’s not a young girl. It’s an adult woman who has an unhealthy obsession with the fictional character!
Oh, well. It’s not like she’s harming the actress who played Alice, right? Wait, yes, she did. One day, she cut off some of the park actress’ hair to complete her Alice costume. What in the actual heck? But the silver lining is that if Disney ever needs to find a new Alice actress, they had one who was fully ready, bunched of snipped-off hair and all.