Nope, nope, nope
Piranhas have to be one of the scariest species of fish in existence. They look pretty cute with their underbites, but they’re a lot more ferocious than their size suggests. A school of 300 piranhas can strip a human’s flesh off of the bones in five minutes flat. It’s like they have chainsaws for teeth!
Thankfully, this guy didn’t become a five-minute snack for a school of piranhas. They were preoccupied with eating another unfortunate creature and paid him no attention. Being that close to death, the OP vowed never to dive in South American waters ever again. That’s a pretty smart decision, in our opinion.