Ass-modernist
Professional hunters like to hang up their carcasses and preserved animals from their hunting expeditions to show them off to visitors. Hunters view these as trophies. When we see these hunting prizes hanging up in peoples’ homes, we usually can just see the head or the skull of the animal.
This hunter was interested in preserving another part of his next victim. He asked a taxidermist to stuff this deer’s behind and use the animal’s eyes, mouth, and gorget patch to represent a new kind of animal that he calls “assquatch”. This looks like a cross between an owl, a dog, and a human. It’s just weird!