Wipe That Off
Since the dawn of time, moms have been wiping their children’s faces. Whether they’re wiping off food or excessive makeup, that’s just something moms do. If they want to take it a step further, they might even spit on a tissue and proceed with the wiping, to make it more efficient.
This is what happened to this woman when she was a young girl, and she still remembers this embarrassing incident at the age of 57. She was hanging out at the local fair wearing lipstick and eyeliner in order to impress the boy she had a crush on. She definitely caught his attention – but not the way she intended. When her mom spotted her wearing makeup, she spat on a tissue and wiped her face clean. The boy (and probably everyone else around) saw the whole thing.