#12: Some People Shouldn’t Be Parents
I don’t think the Mom in this conversation has ever heard of proportions! We all have that one person in our lives who makes a big deal out of $20 discounts, but I think the jump to lives uprooted might be a little bit of an exaggeration.

I hate to say it, but if I was this mother’s child, I would order her a lifelong subscription of chill pills. Or maybe I’d just have to block her number. She might still be embarrassed by me, but at least I wouldn’t have to hear about it.