#27: Shouldn’t You Understand?
By my calculations, the lucky person who takes this job will get a grand total of one day off a week, where they can sleep in their own house and at normal hours. A little bit of extra cash is nice, but I think need more than a hundred to spend half my week looking after someone else’s kid.

It’s amazing how this mother can work the graveyard shift herself and not understand that if she employs someone in those same hours, she needs to pay them accordingly. I’m not sure this gig is as obviously super easy as this kindergartener’s mother believes it is.