#39: He’s Out There, Somewhere
Everyone wants to go on dates with people whose profiles start with their ethnicity (down to a T) with many tiny flags. We believe this short Mom that she is a tall guy’s kryptonite, but she seems to have some specifications that any potential suitors need to be aware of.

We wish this woman the very best of luck in finding herself a smooth-skinned, open-minded, physically fit, tattooed, light-skinned, Native American-Latino-White man with future goals and accomplishments. We’re sure he’s waiting just around the corner on a beautiful white stallion with no shirt on.