No Need for the Nun Doll
While the individual selling this nun doll emphatically asserts that “NO HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT ITS VERY OWN NUN DOLL” in enthusiastic uppercase letters, we beg to differ. Frankly, we’ve been managing quite well without a nun doll in our vicinity, and we’re pretty confident that we’ll continue to do just fine without one in the future.
In a “take it or leave it” scenario, we’ll simply choose to leave it.