#38: Such a Helpful ID
Identity cards wouldn’t serve their purpose if they didn’t have people’s identities on them, would they? It’s in the name, after all. This bus pass was featured on the beloved TV show Hey Arnold! Shows Arnold’s face, but instead of having his birth date, all it says is “Yes.”

There was never any doubt that he was born; it’s the reason why he exists in the first place. But the question is, when was he born? It would be hilarious if our real-world IDs looked something like this. No one could card you, and there would be no need for fake IDs.