It Ain’t You
If you think sending empty, meaningly compliments to your ex-girlfriend was going to bring her back to you, you’re sorely mistaken. This guy, probably after having one too many, decided to tell his ex that she had the most beautiful eyes. Well, guess what? You can’t have ‘em.
Instead of blocking him, the ex-girlfriend decided to build his ego just a tiny bit before popping it like an overinflated balloon. She was testing a really cool dude, but it wasn’t the ex-boyfriend. Have fun on your date, and make sure to send some burn ointment to your ex-boyfriend. He’ll need it.