Sleep Tight, Chump
When a guy you’ve broken up with tells you that you’re all he’s ever wanted, that’s a clear sign that you should block his number immediately. The time for lovey-dovey cute words is long gone, and now, it’s time for everyone to just get on with their lives.
Sure, this is a lot easier said than done, especially if you’re the break-up-ee, not the break-up-er. Anyway, we wish this some quality rest. He’ll need it if he ever wants to see his ex again. Of course, we’re talking about seeing her in his dreams, not in the real world.