Mercury Is in Retrograde in June
June is probably the best month of the year. The final weeks of school are in June, the weather is always hot and sunny, and you have three months to enjoy the weather but you spend it indoors playing Minecraft all day, instead. Sounds like the perfect summer vacation plan to us!
However, June brings back some pretty sour memories for this ex-girlfriend. For some reason, her one-week-long puppy-love relationship in the sixth grade has done a huge number on her. Or maybe it’s the fact that this dude texts here very June 8th like clockwork. That’s gotta be pretty annoying, too.