None of My Plans Involve You
These guys seem to have had a pretty successful breakup. After she missed his call, she texted her ex-boyfriend, asking him what he wanted. He simply wanted to know whether she had any plans that night. You know, maybe they could hook up for some breakup Monopoly or something.
Unfortunately for him, she was swamped. She couldn’t do anything except act as a bed for her cat, who was sleeping on her. The last thing she would want is to be scratched to a million pieces after waking up a snoozing furball. Maybe next time, buddy, or never.