It’s the Darndest Thing!
If you find yourself in a bind and have no one to turn to, never text your ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend. They might be the only person you can rely on to iron your dress pants (seriously, that guy is a joke), but even then, you should, under no circumstances, even attempt to reach out to them.
This guy didn’t heed our warning that came years too late. So, in his polite request to have his ex-girlfriend pick him up at the airport, she told him in no unkind terms that she wasn’t a taxi service. Call an Uber.