Everything Reminds Me of You
Sometimes, pettiness is the best way to send a message. Being polite over text messages can be difficult since even a sarcastic message can come off as sincere. That’s why you need to cHaT lIkE tHiS tO tElL yOuR eX tHaT yOu dOn’T rEaLlY mEaN wHaT yOu sAy.
The guy rudely told his ex-girlfriend that eating a fish taco reminded him of her. Ha, real clever, but she had a response up her sleeve that made every guy in a ten-mile radius go “oof.” It’s too cruel to repeat here, so we’ll let you read the response yourself.