That’s Enough B***R Talk
Out of all the text exchanges we’ve seen on this list, this is one of the most disgusting ones. The ex-boyfriend “thinks” he’s still in love with his ex-girlfriend because he gets a bit too excited in the trousers whenever he thinks about her. That’s something we didn’t need to read, and now, you’re forced to read it, too.
However, that’s not the only thing that stands up whenever they think of each other. In the ex-girlfriend’s case, it’s her middle finger that can’t stand down whenever she thinks about her sleazy ex-boyfriend. Seriously, just do your business in the bathroom all by your lonesome and get on with your life.