You Dated Satan?
Everyone who has a terrible ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend will claim they’ve dated Satan. However, do you know how painful dating Satan would be? We’ve never met the fellow, but we can only imagine that he has more horns than just the two sprouting out of his dumb forehead.
Obviously, people don’t mean they literally dated Satan. It’s just a name that people use to describe others as being intolerable and a mess of a human being. Of course, we didn’t need to tell you all this like you’re five years old, but we did it anyway because that’s the kind of people we are.