2 Isn’t Enough
So, this guy thought he’d smooth-talk his way into getting his ex-girlfriend to come over and slide into bed with him. That sounds pretty lazy to us. Unless this guy Ubers wherever he goes, he should be the one who gets off his butt and drives down to her place.
That’s assuming she even wants to meet him, of course. And by judging by the harsh tone in her response, she doesn’t. She doesn’t have enough middle fingers to express how she truly feels about him. She can always borrow ours if she wants. We’ll even lend her our middle toes, too!