Gold Pills
Some things are so outlandish, that we find it hard to believe that they even exist. This is one of them. Apparently, if you’re rich enough, you can buy pills with gold in them that cause your feces to sparkle like gold. Seems like some people want the whole Lannister experience.
In any case, we can’t wrap our heads around why anyone would even want something like this. Besides, who are you trying to flex on with this anyway? The only way anyone would know about this is if you forget to flush at their house, which is gross.