Finally, The Voices Are Gone
You’ve heard it so many times that it haunts your dreams, and you find yourself repeating it in your sleep. Your toddler, on the other hand, is utterly oblivious to the repetitive noise emitting from their favorite toys, but if we hear “The cow says ‘Moooo!'” one more time, we’ll be spending every Wednesday afternoon on the therapist’s couch.
Your mini-me might know how to work your iPad better than you before they hit kindergarten, but they probably won’t figure out battery sizes for a while, so to save your last remaining brain cells, you can tell them it’s impossible to replace the batteries in that obnoxious toy. We aren’t promising they won’t figure it out though.