Brushing Your Way To Wealth
In most households, the Tooth Fairy operates on a flat-fee basis. One dollar for each of those front teeth, no matter how many times you forgot to brush them and left them feeling like sugar-coated sandpaper. So, what’s the point in taking care of them if they’re going to fall out anyway?
If you’re lucky enough to have @SheilaCarson70 for a mom, you’ll find yourself more motivated to brush for at least two minutes, floss between every crevice, swish that minty mouthwash, and maybe even scrape that tongue clean so you can fatten up that piggy bank faster. This is a lie we can get behind, and it’s probably a better investment than NFTs.