Bringing New Meaning To New Moons
The moon goes through eight phases in a month, with the new moon making an appearance when it gets sandwiched between the earth and the sun. It’s the moon’s version of “new year, new me” as it begins a new cycle of phases, prompting crystal lovers everywhere to “recharge” their rocks in the moonlight.

It’s astrology 101, but u/gagrushenka’s dad must have missed the first day of class where they went over the basics, or else he’s telling a very strange lie for the fun of it. Imagine all the old moons littering the bottom of the ocean. That’s a lot of cheese we could be eating. The moon is made of cheese, right?