Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
When our parents stretched the truth into something unrecognizably bizarre, there was usually a good reason behind it. They either wanted to keep us safe from the danger they knew we’d try to argue our way into, or they were trying to secure a moment of peace from all our activity. However, u/Adamplustard’s dad might be one of those people who lies just to lie.
Parents want to set a good example for their kids, but we aren’t sure there’s a need for gladiator-style role modeling anymore. This hilarious lie is the mythological equivalent of “I walked 10 miles in the snow uphill to school every day” and makes us wonder what lies u/Adamplustard’s grandparents told his dad when he was a kid.