Your bodyguard dresses better than you
Yep, this is a real outfit. If there were Kim Kardashian dolls, this is the kind of dress you’d expect it to come with. We’d like to point out that our criticism for Kim and her family doesn’t come from hate or jealousy. But as objective viewers without a hint of fashion sense, we think we’re spot-on when we say that this dress is a bit too childish.
Why couldn’t she put on an outfit that was more age-appropriate or didn’t make her look like her bosoms are bursting to break free? You know, something neutral like what the bodyguard in the background is wearing?