Headache-inducing
Do you remember those optical illusion books you read as a kid? You know what we’re talking about; the type of books where you have to cross your eyes to see a 3D image? Kris’ dress is sort of like that in no way at all. You don’t have to cross your eyes to get a headache while looking at whatever atrocious outfit Kris has on.
Some people might advise that you don’t put on shapewear clothing when you’re not in shape. To us, we could care less, unless it looks like you’re smuggling two watermelons in your trunk. Hire a new designer, Kris.