They Wouldn’t Be Alive To Laugh If That Were True
Feminine hygiene products are a mystery to most men, who frequently admit we slap the sticky side of a pad right onto our lady parts instead of our panties. Tampons are even more perplexing with their wide range of absorbancies that are mistaken for sizes as if they were a pair of pants.
u/MysteriousMysterium’s friends weren’t just giving him a “haha, that’s funny” laugh. It was laced with sheer terror because they knew about the dangers of toxic shock syndrome. This is your reminder. If you’re a tampon-wearing person, pull that thing out after four to six hours. Anything longer than eight puts you at risk for a potentially fatal staph infection in your hoo-ha, and that’s not the way to go.