Scrambled Eggs
The whole baby-making thing is the most confusing when we’re young and haven’t been given an anatomy book or our parents refused to sign the permission slip for that special day around sixth grade when our teachers split up the boys and girls to talk about the birds and the bees.
We’re guessing this guy’s parents didn’t sign the form because he thought women carried their baby eggs in their chests even though he was old enough to know that’s not where they grow. Luckily for the Redditor, her eggs were far from being scrambled and now she has a hilarious story to tell.